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About Dan Perry

Dan created this blog to document his South America trip, which covered every country on the continent and lasted over two years. He currently lives in Madison, WI.

Preparing for Trekking

October 3, 2005
Day 5

I started out my day with a trip to the Museo de Antropologia in the center of Huaraz. Like the museum in Lima, there were lots of artifacts from the prehispanic civilizations here. I'm so fascinated with the various cultures. It's strange how the Incas basically enslaved the other cultures of this continent and forced them to change their cultures, only to have the same thing be done to them one hundred years later by the Spaniards. A taste of their own medicine I guess. This time, I had a guide who showed me the whole museum. We chatted a lot about life in Peru and the US, the similarities and the differences. We talked entirely in Spanish, and surprisingly, I was able to understand 75% of it. It's weird how fast you can pick up a language when you are actually travelling in a foreign country (of course, I knew a lot of Spanish before my trip, but I hadn't used it in seven years).

After the museum visit, I met with Morad and we went to get breakfast. It just so happened that the owner of the shop we went to was from France and everyone in the place spoke French except me. It was a very bizarre experience when I had to think about two foreign languages at the same time. I eventually just zoned out and watched the boob tube while everyone else was chatting away.

In the afternoon, we walked to a lookout point near the city. It was a long hike up, but I held my own. The only problem was that we went around 4:00 PM. This time of year, it always rains at 4:00. I didn't get very good pictures, but the view was still pretty good, despite being so wet.

On the way back down, we noticed an interesting restaurant. We decided to get lunch and discovered that one of their main menu items was "cuy," which means "guinea pig" in Spanish. Both of us wanted to try it, so we each got 1/2 of a fried cuy. There wasn't much meat on it, and it was a little dry, but believe it or not, it tasted like chicken. Luckily, I got a huge soup, or I would've left that place hungry.

After doing some shopping around, I decided to go with Morad on a 4 day, 3 night trek in an area called "Santa Cruz." We'll be going with 3 other people I haven't met yet. It should be an amazing experience, as the area I'm in is home to the world's highest tropical mountains. I won't be able to get on the Internet until at least Thursday, probably Friday, so I'm just getting caught up tonight. Check back in a few days. I'll probably have lots of great pictures and stories to tell.

Stroll Through Huaraz

October 2, 2005
Day 4

After we got of the bus, a tout lead (a guy who tries to get you to go to his hostel) Morad and I to his guest house in Huaraz. It turned out to be a nice, cozy, quiet place owned by the guy's family. We got our own room with a private bathroom for only a little more than $3 per night. I'm liking this place already.

After watching the sunrise from the guest house, I immediately went to my room and crashed for a few hours. Needless to say, I didn't sleep very well on the bus.

Morad and I walked through the town this morning. There was an interesting procession going on in the Plaza de Armas. The city is much more peaceful than Lima.

As I was walking around, I noticed two women dressed in traditional native costumes with alpacas. I gave them half a sol (16 cents) each, and they let me pose with the alpacas. While getting ready for the picture, I made a big mistake. I didn't know this at the time, but apparently alpacas don't like to be bossed around. As I attempted to move the taller one into position, he turned his head toward me. I still didn't think anything was out of the ordinary until I heard a familiar "hocking" sound. Next thing I knew, my face was covered in alpaca phlegm. While everyone around the plaza had a good laugh at the gringo who just got spat on, I shook it off and still managed to eek out a smile for the picture. Next time I'll try to be more careful.

After dooming myself to smelling like alpaca spit for the rest of the day, I walked through the town, including a fascinating market. I would have loved to have taken hundreds of pictures of all of the food and natives in their Quechua garb, but I was told that it would be very disrespectful to do so. Just trust me, it was a great experience.

I'll probably spend a day or two acclimatizing to the altitude (which really just means being lazy) in Huaraz before going trekking in the surrounding mountains. We are going to try to meet up with Tom and Henry, the Brits we were hanging out with in Lima, and hire a guide. Going in a group of four or so is probably the best happy medium. We will be able to split the cost of a guide, yet we won't be in a huge group, which I think would take away from the experience.

Leaving Lima

October 1, 2005
Day 3

I started out my day by taking a walk through the streets of Miraflores. There are lots of old houses and interesting buildings to see, and it's one of the few places in Lima where I feel completely safe to walk around. I took a stroll through a touristy market where clothes and souvenirs were sold at highly marked up prices. Then I walked past the house of Ricardo Palma, a famous Peruvian author. There was a museum there, but it was closed. I did a little more walking around, then returned to the hostel.

After my leisurely morning, Morad informed me that the bus tickets we wanted to get for Huaraz were sold out, so we would have to go with a different company. We took a taxi to the ticket place and got an overnight ride that goes from 9 PM to 5 AM. The good news is that the ticket only cost about $7, which is less than half of what I was expecting to pay. On top of that, I don't have to pay for accommodation and I'll get to wake up ready to explore a new city, at least in theory.

After purchasing the ticket, I took a taxi to the Museo de la Nacion, which had several exhibits about the pre-Hispanic and pre-Inca cultures of Peru. There were Wari masks, punctured skulls, shrunken heads, and all sorts of interesting tidbits from the long-forgotten cultures of this land.

After I had gotten my museum fix taken care of, I bought some food from the supermarket, hung out in the hostel for awhile, got all of my stuff together, and got ready to go on a long bus trip.

Morad and I got to the bus station about 8:30 for our 9:00 departure, and from the first minute we set foot inside, it was a horrible experience. There were about forty people waiting to get onto various buses out of town (we were the only foreigners). There were also about thirty people trying to sell us shit. One by one, they would walk up to us, stick their complete garbage items that nobody would ever want to buy in our faces, and hold them there for about ten seconds before moving on. For me, it was an exercise in extreme restraint.

At one point, a guy stuck one of those noise makers that you roll between your palms from Karate Kid II about one inch from my nose and started making noise with it. BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM! Why would I ever want to buy that? It took every bit of focus I could muster to keep myself from grabbing it and beating him over the head with it. After awhile I perfected the stare-blindly-into-space-and-pretend-they-don't-exist look. Even worse, I thought it was just the gringos they were bugging, but then I looked to my left to see a guy relentlessly waving a noise-making stuffed animal in someone's face. It's very frustrating for me too, because while I get thoroughly annoyed by these things, I realize that this is the only way these people can survive. I just wish they would try to sell food, or something someone else might want, instead. I guess I should just accept it as part of the culture. Life is more than skittles and beer.

The bus left about thirty minutes late, which isn't too bad I'm told. Upon embarking, we drove around Lima for about two hours picking people up. At first, there were only three people besides us on the bus, but eventually it got completely full. The rest of the trip wasn't too bad, even though my knees were pressed against the seat in front of me the whole time, there wasn't a bathroom or any bathroom breaks, and we climbed from sea level to 10,000 feet, so we were constantly moving uphill around hairpin curves, all while attempting to sleep because it was the middle of the night.

We got to Huaraz shortly before sunrise. When it got light enough to see outside, the first thing I noticed was how beautiful the scenery was. Huaraz is a small city that is surrounded by mountains. It's far removed from the noisy, polluted city of Lima. I think I will like it a lot better here.

Central Lima

Written September 30, 2005
Day 2

I got up early today and ate a simple breakfast at my hostel. Afterwards, I went with Tom and Henry from Britain and Mored from France to the center of Lima. The Plaza de Armas was an interesting place surrounded by churches and government buildings. The four of us walked a few blocks down to a market that sold fresh meat and fish. I was fascinated by the constant hustle and bustle lifestyle that characterized the area, yet it was a little frightening at the same time. With so many people moving in every direction, I constantly had to stay vigilant to protect myself. I would have loved to have become invisible to take a few good street photos, but I guess I'll have to settle for the quick shots I got with my point and shoot camera.

After the market, we walked through Chinatown. It wasn't very big and I didn't see even one person who looked even remotely Chinese, but at least there were plenty of places to eat. After lunch, we walked to the bull fighting arena, but it was closed. We had to walk through some pretty dodgy areas to get there, too. After we had enough walking around, we caught a cab back home.

Downtown Lima didn't impress me. It was a big, loud, and smelly area without any major attractions. Don't get me wrong, it was still fun to walk around and observe the city lifestyle, but there weren't many great places to enjoy for an afternoon, and there are plenty of areas that I'm told are far too dangerous to walk through, even during the day. Miraflores (the district where I am staying, a few miles from the center of Lima) is a lot nicer, but there still doesn't seem to be much tourism here. I didn't go on this trip to be a tourist, but on the other hand, I like learning about other cultures, and I have yet to find a place here that can help me do that, other than observing life on the street.

I still have a lot of time before my Inca Trail tour, so I've decided to go north for a week or so. Morad and I are going to try to find a bus ticket to Huaraz, a city about eight hours north of here. There are lots of mountains and treks to take near there. From there, I'll make my way south until I get to Cuzco.

Tomorrow I'd like to find the Museo de la nacion, which has models of the ruins of Peru. Hopefully, that will fill my cultural fix for awhile.

Oh yeah, I may not be able to post anything for a few days because I'll be on the move, so don't get too worried if you don't see anything new here.

Adjusting

September 29, 2005
Day 1

I spent most of the day today getting used to my new environment and catching up on some much-needed sleep. First, I found an ATM and withdrew some money. The machine didn't charge me anything; I hope it's like that everywhere. I also bought some food from the supermarket right by my hostel and made myself a few sandwiches. Next, I had trouble transferring my pictures and blog entries to the Internet because every computer I have found here still uses Windows 98, which means that my USB camera connection needs to install software on the computer for it to recognize the camera. I was completely unprepared for that one. Luckily, I eventually found the software the computer needed online and got it working. After I updated my site, I found the office for my airline and canceled the expensive ticket I was forced to buy. No harm done. After that, I a took a series of naps. I think I'm finally caught up on sleep after a long night of travel.

After my relaxing afternoon, I met some British guys who had just arrived in Lima as well. We tried to find a nearby restaurant, but it was not easy. There were several American fast food joints like McDonald's and Burger King, but we couldn't find any Peruvian restaurants in the area. Finally, we stumbled into a nice little place where we were the only customers. There was no menu, so the manager went into extraordinary detail of everything they served: a chicken dinner and a beef dinner. I had the beef. It was actually a very delicious meal, and the manager was very proud of her fine cuisine (She said that Peru's cooking is second only to that of France). I was most surprised that the food wasn't at all like Mexican food. In fact, the meal I got could be best described as a glorified beef stroganoff, but the sauce had so much flavor to it, it was like nothing I've ever had.

After dinner, we walked back to the hostel and discussed going out for a drink. I thought a bunch of people were going to go out, but it never happened. Instead, I played cards with some people for awhile and retired early.

My first day in Peru may not have seemed very exciting, but when everything you see is different from what you're used to, everything becomes exciting. Many aspects of Lima are exactly how I pictured them. It's a big city without any major "must see" attractions, but it still has a lot to offer. I'm most surprised at how cold it is here (colder than Wisconsin this time of year, believe it or not), and by how loud everything is. People honk their horns constantly and every "bus" (really just a big van) that goes by has a guy shouting out the window about where it's going. Wouldn't it be easier just to put up a sign on the front of the bus? The noise is hard for me to deal with now, but I bet after a few days, I probably won't even notice it anymore, like the parents of a screaming baby in a restaurant.

Tomorrow I'm going to check out more of Lima, figure out how long I want to stay here, and try to figure out what to do next.

I Made It

Written September 29, 2005
Day 1

Once again, my plane from Miami to Lima wasn't delayed; it just took off thirty minutes late. The flight was very smooth, and I actually got an hour or two of sleep. I went to the customs line with my expensive return ticket in hand. I seemed to remember reading that there is no charge for Americans if they only stay in Peru for thirty days or less, yet when I bought the ticket, I wasn't thinking straight. The girl who sold me the ticket made if for the end of December, a full three months from now. I was trying to think up a story to tell the customs guy to get out of paying anything, like I would only be in Peru for a month, then go somewhere else for two months, then return to Lima and fly back home. After all of the "required" preparation of buying a $1300 return ticket and thinking up lies to tell the authorities, the conversation went exactly like this:

Him - "Tourist?"
Me - "Yes."

That's it. No other questions about what I was up to. Stupid airline. After that, I just had to pick up my backpack and go through another line to see if my baggage would get searched. The fool-proof system consisted of pressing a button, after which, either a red or green light appeared. Luckily, the light turned green and I was free to go. No being stuck in a jail cell with Hector yet.

I made it to my nice looking place, an old colonial mansion called "Home Peru." If I feel like I'm awake enough, I'd like to check out central Lima today, but we'll see. I still have to get that ticket canceled, andthe office is supposedly just a few minutes from here. Oh yeah, for those of you wondering how bad the jet lag is, considering the time difference of 0 hours, I'd say it's not bad at all.

Half Way There

September 28, 2005
Day 0

My parents drove me to O'Hare Airport in Chicago this afternoon. It was a dreary day today with rain falling throughout the trip. Ten miles before the airport, we ran into a traffic jam. My dad was pissed that we didn't leave sooner, and I got there a little latter than I thought I would, but I still had nearly two hours to spare, so I figured I'd be fine.

The airport was packed. With so many people talking all around me, I couldn't hear myself think, but after I got checked in, I did notice a rumbling in my stomach. That's when I remembered that I had barely eaten anything all day. I decided to cure my hunger with a Chicago-style hot dog. Normally, this would be a good idea, but not when the line is 15 people deep and there is only one employee working. The entire time I was in line I kept thinking about how great the phone call home would be: "Hi Mom. Unfortunately I missed my flight. I was in line for a hot dog, and next thing I knew, the plane took off without me. But the good news is that I'm full." After waiting for twenty minutes, I finally had a tasty hot dog in my belly. I still had about five minutes to spare before the plane began boarding, or so I thought.

My plane wasn't delayed; it just took off 1 hour late. How that doesn't constitute a delay is beyond me, but the travel boards all said "on time," nevertheless. I sat around and listened to the wild chatter all around me for 45 minutes before the plane was finally boarded. My flight to Miami was smooth, and I was 75% sure the delay would not cause me to miss my final flight.

I got to the Miami airport fairly late at night, and it wasn't nearly as congested as O'Hare. I picked up my backpack from the luggage claim and headed for the check-in for my flight to Lima. This was where I ran into my first real problem. When I tried to check my backpack, it was explained to me that I needed to have a return ticket because I was going to another country. I had read about such restrictions, but I didn't think they were very serious about enforcing them. I guess I was just naive, but somehow I thought that as long as I had money and could convince customs that I wasn't going to their country to steal their jobs, I would be fine. The airline didn't see it that way and forced me to purchase a return ticket. They really like to gouge you at the airport, so I had to pay $1300 for this lesson. I know that sounds bad, but apparently it is a refundable ticket, and as soon as I get through customs, I plan to collect that refund.

After I bought my ticket, I had to stand in line to send my backpack through the x-ray machine. I was in line fifteen minutes before I moved one step forward. At that point, I examined my boarding pass and found out that the plane would start boarding in another fifteen minutes. I was a little worried, but the line finally started to move faster. When my backpack entered the machine, I heard the guy inspecting the luggage yell, "Bag check!" I thought I was screwed, but luckily the bag to be checked was property of the guy in front of me. He had a behemoth of a bag that probably could have held everything I owned, and it was locked. As I walked away, I turned back to see the security guy snapping on a latex glove. Considering how long going through that whole bag would take, I wonder if he even made his flight.

I'm typing this from the gate that my plane will be leaving from. We still haven't started boarding, despite the fact that it is an hour after my boarding pass indicated. Well, I hope we haven't started boarding, anyway. I better check on that.

Time To Go

Written September 28, 2005 - Day 0

In a few minutes, I will begin my journey. I'm going through every emotion in the book. My stomach is in a knot, but this feeling is why I travel. I think I've said just about everything that needs to be said, but one last time: Thanks for all of the support. I hope this site will stay interesting enough to keep up with on a regular basis. No matter what happens from here on out, I'll always remember that I took the risk to live out my dream. OK, I'll stop rambling. Adios!

Last Brewers Game

Yesterday I went to my last Brewers game before my trip with Andrea, Kyle, and Tiffany. This has been their best season by 1992. They went to the game with a .500 record against the Cardinals, one of the best teams in baseball. The Brew Crew lost 0-2 in a pitchers' dual, but it was still fun to see them one last time. I can't remember the last time the Brewers were better than the Packers.

Last night I hung out with Andrea, Kevin, Mike, and Tony. It was more of the same old stuff like playing Golden Tee and driving around town, but it's good for me to soak it all in before I take off long-term. The little comforts in life like being able to sink a 40-foot putt on a video game in a bar will soon be gone.

I have only two days left before I leave. I think I'm as prepared as I need to be, so I'm just going to sit back, relax, and enjoy the last few moments before my trip. There are only going to be a few more "lasts," so I'm just living for the moment and trying not to think about where I'll be in a few days.

Beeforama

Written September 24, 2005

For my last weekend in the US, I went to my parents' house near Minocqua in northern Wisconsin. It's a nice, quiet place built on a small lake and surrounded by lush forests. I think I would get bored there rather quickly, but at least there are a lot of potential outdoor activities like fishing, hunting, and swimming to partake in.

Luckily for me, boredom didn't have a chance to set in because this weekend happened to be "Beeforama" weekend in Minocqua. Large crowds of people gathered on the city's main street to watch would-be chefs dress up in various cow costumes and parade their sides of beef for all to see. The parade was easily the shortest parade I had ever seen. In fact, only one lane of traffic was blocked off for the parade! It also goes without saying that it was the first beef-themed parade I have ever seen. After the parade, everyone quickly marched to the food tent where they were able to buy beef sandwiches and judge the quality of the beef for themselves. Did I forget to mention that a large percentage of the onlookers were inebriated? It seems fitting because after all, how could anyone think up such a festival sober?

Only four days remain until my trip. The feeling of being overwhelmed is now long gone and a bit of reminiscence has set in. I'm actually going to miss my family and friends while I'm gone. I'm sure the next few days will involve a lot more sad goodbyes (as if there haven't been enough already), but I'm still really looking forward to getting out of this bumming around phase and onto my journey.