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About Dan Perry

Dan created this blog to document his South America trip, which covered every country on the continent and lasted over two years. He currently lives in Madison, WI.

Memorial Day Kayaking

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Seth gives his river talk on the first day.

I spent another Memorial Day weekend whitewater kayaking with the Hoofers Outing Club. This is one of my favorite trips of the year as it's beginner-friendly and we get to camp on property the club owns in northern Wisconsin known as Hooferland.

Twenty-four people went on this trip, and on the first day we all kayaked the Pike River, a great place to shake off the rust that had accumulated during a winter without kayaking.

For day 2, we split up and some of the group headed to Section II of the Wolf river while the rest (including me) went down the Peshtigo River. We had a great day on the “Pesh,” with water levels much higher than last year. If we had run the Peshtigo then, it would've been the “Push To go.” We ended the day with a lentil soup, songs on the ukelele, and crazy kayaking stories around the campfire.

On our final day, we split up again, with some of us doing Wolf Section III and the rest heading down to the Red. My group got a bit of time to play at Gilmore's Mistake, a park-and-play rapid on the Wolf River.

The club provides a great opportunity to learn how to kayak in a safe(ish) environment. There are no guides, so everyone is expected to contribute however they can, which could include planning, food preparation or driving. This also keeps the costs down for those broke college students and bums without jobs. If you're interested in doing a variety of outdoors activities from kayaking to mountain biking, the Outing Club is a great option.

One tip: You don't need to be a student to join. You just have to be a member of the Wisconsin Union, which costs $50 per year.

More kayaking photos

Biking to Devil's Lake

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Katie holding our bikes up before our journey.

My girlfriend Katie recently bought me two panier bags for my road bike. After I got a rack for the back of the bike, I was daydreaming of the faraway places I could tour. But because I had only ever ridden for short distances in the city, I still had many questions: Would my 20-year-old Schwinn and its narrow tires hold up to the rigors of long-distance travel? Were 12 speeds enough to power me through steep hills? Would my legs be able to handle biking more than ten miles at a time?

As with most things in life, the best way to find out would be to try it and see what happens. Opportunity struck when the Hoofers Mountaineering Club reserved a group campsite at Devil's Lake, about 40 miles from my house in Madison. Katie liked the idea of biking to the lake (why else would she have bought me those panier bags?) and was eager to come along for the ride.

I bought food for the trip, packed the paniers with most of my camping gear and threw the rest into my backpack, which I balanced across the back of my rack. Then I tied the backpack down with some rope and started pedaling. I was pretty sure my tires would blow as soon as I got out of the garage, but I had a backup plan. The first leg of my trip was a ten-mile ride to Katie's work. If I had trouble during that stretch, I could abort the mission and we'd drive to the lake instead.

Carrying an extra 40 pounds made it difficult to keep my bike stable at slow speeds and impossible to pedal as fast as I normally would. But the tires held up, my rope rigging remained tight and I made it to Katie's work without a hitch.

Katie gave me a delicious homemade fruit roll-up, which provided me with a bit of extra energy for the long ride ahead. A janitor who works at her school wished us good luck from the driver's seat of his rumbling diesel truck and we took off.

Our route started down a flat bike path. The only real issue was that we faced a strong headwind, which I hadn't considered while packing. About eight miles into our ride, we left the bike path and followed highway P, which was both hilly and full of traffic. I spent most of my time in my bike's lowest gear and had to walk up one of the hills.

Eventually we reached highway 113, which had even more traffic and no paved shoulder. Traffic constantly zoomed past us at 55 MPH, often only giving us a foot of leeway. Not that I blamed the drivers – the road wasn't wide enough for cars and bicycles to safely coexist. We stopped at the farmer's market in Lodi, where Katie got me a much-needed large cookie and I put the traffic issues behind me.

On the Merrimac Ferry, we met two other cycle-tourists who were far more experienced than us with fancy 27-speed touring bicycles. One of them told us that the back roads were the way to go when riding to the lake – even though they added a few miles to the ride, they were almost devoid of traffic. The bicycle instructions on Google Maps didn't take this into consideration.

After crossing the river, we completed the final leg of our journey down some back roads and up several more steep hills. We made it to the campsite tired, but not completely exhausted. The ride proved a good warmup for longer trips.

To celebrate, I made a shrimp Alfredo sauce cooked in champagne. Yes, I lugged a bottle of champagne all the way to Devil's Lake, but what better way to celebrate our first bike camping expedition?

For the ride home the next afternoon, I got smarter and offloaded most of my gear with a friend who had driven to the lake. With a lighter load, the wind at our backs, and an overall downhill ride, getting back was far easier. We avoided the highways and were able to take in the tranquil scenery of Wisconsin farmland. With no flat tires or mechanical issues with our bikes, the trip was a great success.

Here are some lessons I learned on this trip:

– Biking is a lot more difficult with 40 pounds of gear than without. Extra gears on my bike would've come in handy on the steep hills of Wisconsin's driftless region.

– Avoid roads that have letters or numbers for names. Especially avoid roads that have names starting with I-. Stick to bike paths when possible.

– The maps on iPhones suck. They don't show the names of roads until you're zoomed in so far that you can no longer tell where you are. Then you zoom back out and lose track of where you were supposed to go. Throw your phone away or at least pack it deep in your backpack so you're not tempted to look at this useless device for guidance.

– Google's maps are better than Apple's but still need work. Their algorithm for suggesting bicycle routes appears to be 'use the optimal car route and pretend that freeways and divided highways don't exist.' This is a decent staring point, but you'll have to put a lot more thought into planning your route if you want it to be as enjoyable as possible. I know it's the 21st century, but paper maps are still superior.

– Bikes loaded with gear attract a lot of attention. Everyone you meet will want to know how far you've gone and where you're going. If you like attention, you should consider strapping a massive duffel bag full of balloons on the back of your bike and pretend you're riding across the country. You will be much admired for this.

– Cycling takes longer than driving but it heightens your senses. You'll see, feel, hear and smell so much more than you possibly could while sealed from the environment in a car. Once you experience this, you'll want to bike everywhere.

More photos from the weekend.

Bouldering at Rib Mountain

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Zoey reaches for the top of Mantle Problem.

I headed up on Sunday with some folks in the Hoofers Mountaineering Club to go bouldering at Rib Mountain in Wausau, WI. Rib Mountain was closed to bouldering in 2003, but was just reopened a few weeks ago, so we were excited to check it out.

The boulders were right next to the lookout tower, so access was very simple. A multitude of cracks made for a fun day of bouldering, but it was also frustrating because the rocks are hard and smooth quartzite. I found it really difficult to grip most of the holds with my fingers frequently slipping off. The fact that nobody has climbed there in a decade also meant that there was a lot of detritus on the rocks. The good new was that Gokul still had an ice scraper with a brush in his car, so we were able to prep a lot of the holds for future boulderers.

Overall it's exciting to have more options for climbing in our state and I'll probably get back to Rib Mountain as a side attraction to Wausau's whitewater course.

More Rib Mountain Bouldering photos

Southern Illinois Climbing

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Gokul going up the Yosemite Slab.

I spent a recent weekend with 7 friends climbing at Jackson Falls in the Shawnee National Forest of southern Illinois. I had no idea there was an actual forest with hills and cliffs in Illinois. I always thought the state consisted of Chicago and a bunch of flat farmland dotted with windmills.

It ended up being a fun weekend of perfect weather with highs in the 60's to low 70's, whereas it was snowing all weekend in Madison. The forest was beautiful with climbing a few minute's walk from our campsite and a waterfall in the middle of the canyon. The climbing was also fun with lots of sport routes to choose from. Chimichonga had the most interesting name out of anything we climbed, though I thought it should have been named either “Chimneychanga” or “Shimmychanga.” We finished the weekend with some bouldering/top-roping on the Yosemite Slab, an almost featureless rock with about a 55% incline. Fun times!

More Jackson Falls Photos

Joshua Tree Cribs

On our trip to Joshua Tree National Park, someone in our group borrowed a tent but didn't set it up in their yard beforehand. Only after we were in the park did we discover that the fly was missing, the zippers didn't work, and some of the poles were missing. The temperature was supposed to drop into the twenties that night, so we patched the tent up the best we could and made this video to show it in all its glory.

Bouldering at Governor Dodge

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About to fall!

I met a couple of friends last week for an afternoon of bouldering at Governor Dodge State Park. For the uninitiated, bouldering is climbing without a rope, but you use a mattress called a “crash pad” in case you fall. Most boulder “problems” are only 10-15 feet high, but sometimes they can be 20 feet or more. I'm still terrified of climbing anything difficult that's higher than 15 feet without a rope, but getting out there and just trying it a few times helps to get over that fear.

More bouldering photos

Climbing in Kentucky and Arkansas

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A group shot from the Land Before Time Wall.

I recently made the trek along with six others to Red River Gorge in Kentucky. This is one of the country's premier destinations for sport climbing, so the nine-hour drive from Madison is normally well worthwhile. Instead of staying at the famous and overcrowded Miguel's, we pitched our tents at Lago Linda's. There's a shelter for cooking, free hot showers and a lounge with a fireplace, making the $5 per night camping fee a great bargain. Plus on weekends Linda cooks blueberry pancakes or burritos for a reasonable price. I'll probably stay there next time I'm in the Red as well.

For our first day we went to Muir Valley and climbed at the Land Before Time Wall, an easy-to-medium grade sport wall that was bolted only a few years ago. It was a warm, sunny day and the routes were a pleasure to climb. We rounded off the day with a walk around the valley to take advantage of every minute of daylight.

We woke the next morning to the pitter-patter of rain which only grew heavier as the day droned on. The forecast for the next few days didn't look good either: falling temperatures and snow. After a group meeting, we decided on a change of scenery and spent the afternoon and night driving to Horseshoe Canyon Ranch in northwestern Arkansas.

We got into the ranch in the middle of the night. We had rented the teepee, which was far easier than trying to find a campsite in the dark, but it was cold. It got down to something like 18 degrees that night and the teepee offered little insulation with drafts coming up through its floorboards. We shivered through the night and barely got any sleep.

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Katie leading a route on our last day.

Climbing for the next two days was freezing, but better than what we would've faced had we stayed at the Red. Our biggest obstacle was dodging the falling icicles that had accumulated across the North Forty's walls. Still, everyone seemed to have a good time despite the freak cold front that was plaguing the middle of the country. After our second day at the ranch, everyone other than Katie and me drove back to Madison, but not before stopping at the Ozark Cafe for the best fried mushrooms we'd ever had and some damn good burgers to boot.

The following day Katie and I went to the east side of the ranch. Other than two women from Minnesota, we had the entire area (probably 100 climbs) to ourselves. The weather took a stunning change for the better with sunny skies all day and temperatures in the fifties. The few remaining icicles had fallen by mid-afternoon. The highlight of the day (and probably week) for me was Horseshoes and Hand Grenades, my first 5.11a lead. It was really a fantastic climb. Too bad it was just the two of us climbing together and we barely got any photos. But at the end of the day we met a solo traveler from Denmark named Hans who agreed to climb with us on our last day.

For our final day, Katie, Hans, and I went back to the North Forty, which was only a five-minute walk from our campsite. I had been wearing three pairs of long underwear for the last four days, and now I finally got to shed some layers. There was no more ice, which opened up the majority of climbs, including Sonny Jim, another 5.11 that had been covered in ice a few days earlier. We climbed route after route in the sun and greatly enjoyed Hans' company.

Because of the change of venue, we passed through St. Louis on our way home. Katie and I had made many friends there through Couchsurfing in the last year. Naturally we stayed in the city for the weekend, caught up with friends, and even squeezed in a tour of Missouri's wine country. Even though the weather caused us to drive hundreds of miles out of our way, it was a great week of fun times.

More photos from this trip

Ice Climbing in Southern Wisconsin

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Frozen water ready to climb.

Recently I got to go ice climbing for the first time near Madison. Tying in and belaying were basically same as rock climbing, but there were tons of differences. Here's some of the stuff I liked and disliked versus rock climbing:

Good
– Huge reaches. You're allowed to – no, encouraged to – strike as high above your head as you want. You can literally use the entire face and do traverses wherever you want.

– Anything works as a foothold. It takes some getting used to, but get your front points into the ice and they'll probably stick.

– Changing conditions. Every time you go back to somewhere you ice-climbed before, it'll look a little different. Ice doesn't stay constant like rock, so you can get a variety of climbs in the same spot.

– Tendon relief. Ice climbing doesn't put a lot of stress on your fingers, so if you have the common tendon injuries of rock climbing, you can allow them to heal while having a fun day on the ice.

– Stress relief. Go ahead and slam your axe into the ice. It feels so good.

Bad
– Good boots and crampons are hard to come by. I broke two pairs of crampons strapped to my hiking boots before giving up. You really should have proper ice climbing boots, and they're really expensive.

– Hazards. You're carrying ice axes, wearing crampons, and repeatedly striking ice. Yeah, sometimes chunks break off and can hurt you if you're not careful or just get unlucky.

– Less leg flexibility/foot creativity. Forget about edging. You're foot'll slide straight off the ice. Doing the splits or even stretching your legs a few inches wider than shoulder width or higher than your knees is almost useless. You need to move your feet up a little at a time in the center of your body only.

If you're a rock climber, then climbing some ice can be a great way to get over the winter blues. I'll definitely be back for more next year, assuming I can find some decent gear.

My Ice Climbing Photos

Twin Ports Invasion, 2013

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Group photo at Pattinson State Park.

The coldest invasion known to CouchSurfing was upon us in Duluth, MN. This year's highlights included a walk through Pattinson State Park to see the frozen Little Manitou Falls and a mineral-laden river, a potluck at an art gallery, a walk on the beach next to Duluth and the Knife River further north, and of course the famous Betty's Pies and the ice bar. I was happy to see the more even split between Wisconsin and Minnesota this year, with the entire bar crawl occurring in Superior. It was another fun event and a great way to end a week of travel.

More Invasion Photos